Pandora's Cake

Most of us are familiar with the spectre of Pandora's Box, the "present which seems valuable, but which in reality is a curse." Robert Graves described Pandora as "the most beautiful [woman] ever created.", She was sent by Zeus as a gift to Epimetheus, who initially "respectfully" declined to marry her. But chastened by the fate of his brother Prometheus, he changed his mind and wed a women who was "as foolish, mischievous, and idle as she was beautiful.", She opened a jar that she and her husband had been "warned. .. to keep closed in which" Prometheus had "imprison[ed in it] all the Spites that might plague mankind: such as Old Age, Labour, Sickness, Insanity, Vice, and Passion. Out these flew in a cloud, stung Epimetheus and Pandora in every part of their bodies, and then attacked the race of mortals."